Stephen Colbert Offers Kristi Noems, Alleged Mistress, NSFW Advice

Stephen Colbert thinks the Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi NoemThe supposed side piece should be careful where it decides whippet outside.

Last week, The Wall Street Journal published a report which alleges that Noem, famous for shooting her own dog, is having an affair with one of her aides. Corey Lewandowski.

Both Noem, 54, and Lewandowski, 52, are married with children, and both have denied the rumors.

Screenshot of “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” via YouTube/Getty

However, people familiar with the matter told the Journal that the two Trump administration officials have been traveling together on a luxury 737 MAX plane. complete with a private cabin in the back — which, combined with Noem’s creepy dog ​​story, inspired a pretty solid joke on Monday’s episode of the “Late Show.”

“If that romantic part is true,” Colbert said, referring to their alleged fling, “Corey, a word of warning: avoid doggy style.”

After the audience erupted in laughter, Colbert added that there is a part of Noem’s house that should not be part of her bone zone.

“Especially near the gravel pit.”

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