Houston, we have a fashion problem, and Dakota Johnson was in his epicenter.

Appearing in The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday, Johnson experienced a closet system that left the imagination little. While taking a seat on the set, the actor had a moment of sartorial calculation, the guy who hopes to have on national television.

“This is the wrong attire,” Johnson confessed to Fallon.

“I think it’s perfect,” he replied with a reassuring oblivion.

While appearing in The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday, Dakota Johnson experienced a costume antafu.
While appearing in The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday, Dakota Johnson experienced a costume antafu.

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As the visible discomfort slid, Johnson could be seen subtly, then not so subtly, adjusting his garment, clearly trying to renegotiate peace with his stylistic decision. The small black number that was placed presented a substantive neckline that could have been visible from the outer space.

“My eyes are here,” he joked, doubly disarming the room with his ingenuity.

Although the conversation deviated towards nostalgia, the couple who remembers their last encounter, Johnson’s outfit remained the third tacit guest. She repeatedly threw the fabric with the quiet despair of someone determined to preserve both modesty and sanity. Leaning towards Fallon for solidarity, he asked if there was a “problem” with the outfit, presumably fearing that the United States was on the edge of an accidental PEEP show. Maintaining an upright and compound posture, he did everything possible to mock gravity.

Johnson's outfit remained the third tacit guest during his interview with Fallon.
Johnson’s outfit remained the third tacit guest during his interview with Fallon.

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“Does anyone have a blanket you can use?” She joked, trying to relieve tension.

The improviser always, Fallon gave him a napkin, a noble intention of gesture, if not on scale. Drappe on his neckline, it looked less pledge and more a slim for young children. Fallon, clearly divided between gallantry and aesthetic preservation, admitted that he did not want to “ruin” his outfit.

When Johnson finally removed the napkin, she asked him sharply if he wanted to “keep her.” Without missing a moment, Fallon replied that he planned to auction it on eBay.