Jenna Bush Hager and The Sun have a pictures, one that could rival the “green eggs and ham” of Dr. Seuss for their pure unpredictability.

Bush Hager, debuting to his new Bob, joined the guest presenter and actor Leslie Bibb during the “Today With Jenna & Friends” Tuesday episode, where the two exchange stories about his time passed the sun (or trying).

The conversation was caused by a tangent about Gwyneth Paltrow sharing a video of herself cooking in topless for her partner, which led Bush Hager to ask Bibb if she had ever liked in the sun without a bikini.

“I am so scared of the sun,” Bibb confessed.

“That’s why you have a great skin,” Bush Hager replied.

This opened the gates: Bibb recalled how his mother used to sunbathe “naked like Jailbird” on his family deck, preparing the stage for Bush Hager to reveal a youth tanner that was too far away.

Jenna Bush Hager in
Jenna Bush Hager in “Today.”

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While I was in high school and in Spain, Bush Hager tried to sunbathe in topless, presumably on a beach. The result? Such a severe solar burn that it took an unexpected and little flattering turn.

“If they burn you, it’s not pretty,” he said.

Bibb, visibly intrigued, asked: “Did you pee?”

Bush Hager confirmed that he did, and what followed was a tone that was not found in his typical tan palette.

“Did they get green? Oh, I don’t think it’s good,” Bibb exclaimed, trying to recover from the vivid image that now recorded his imagination.

The “The White Lotus” actor asked if Bush Hager still ventures into the sun.

Your answer? A resounding “no.”

She continued describing the experience as “brute” and used the time to defend sunscreen.