Trump announced a new game where a boy and a girl from each state will compete
Hello citizens of Panem! Our great leader, President Donald Trump, has announced a new series of holidays in 2026!
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In a new video ad, Trump described “Freedom 250,” a “celebration of America like no other” to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.
Highlights include a UFC fight at the White House and the construction of a triumphal arch in DC (apparently, “We’re the only major place without a triumphal arch, a beautiful triumphal arch, like in Paris”). According to Trump, “construction will begin in the very near future and next spring we will host a major prayer event on the National Mall to rededicate our country as one nation under God. We are not going to change that. A lot of people would like to see that. It will never happen.” Swell!
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However, it was the announcement of the “Patriot Games” that caused many people to make the same annoying comment. Trump said, “In the fall, we will host the first-ever Patriot Games, an unprecedented four-day athletic event featuring top high school athletes, one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
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Lest that be enough, Trump launched an anti-trans attack on boys: “I promise there will be no men playing in women’s sports. You’re not going to see that.”
Now, does this sound a little similar to the plot of “The Hunger Games”? Hey…
The commenters on the YouTube video were definitely excited!
“The Hunger Games” DIDN’T START TRENDING IN X LOOK AWAY FROM THAT.
I’m sure it will be as smooth and fascinating as the 250th Anniversary of the US Army Military Parade!
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